February 2011
when my family walks in and im on tumblr
please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
what if they see my url
what if they ask why im starring at facebook and not doing anything
what if they ask why i always tilt my screen when theyre behind me
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
i often think at just random times of the day "wow...
hotmessinawalmartdress:
i must say for a prude virgin i think about sex ALOT
I love those days when you just DGAF
fatregina:
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
Expectation:
Reality:
When there's a sex scene
You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
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January 2011
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
We don't say "dating," we say "talking." Instead...
"You're so innocent."
simpleenough22:
That’s what you think.
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
alyaae:
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
cosyourafirework-:
Reblog if you like any of the following;
openyourheartletitgo:
nicki minaj
pretty little liars
the city
the hills
fashion
wiz
california
quotes
photography
i want to follow you all (:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T WIN.
this.
story of my life ^^
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
khrystynaaaa:
xcasualtyoflove:
fine then, dont text me back
kaseyreneeskinny:
but hey,
Pauly D appreciation post, it had to be done.
When your friends mention something bad while your...
helloprecious:
i Just hate that feeling when i don’t know wtf my heart is telling me & ill think the wrong thing.
I Just want Jersey Shore to hurry upp & comee onnn...
If you love your dad, reblog this.
